Monday May 5 @ 04:23am with 60,419 notessir, we found your son.
& his best friend
we also found your daughter
BTW YOUR WIFE ASKED WHAT THE FUCK YOU’RE DOING THERE.
OH
MY
FUCKING
GOD
GOOODDD FUCKEN LORD LMFAO
LMAOOOO
THIS HOW WE GET DOWN IN THE CLUBBBBBBBBBBBBB
jsksjsksjksans, i am fucking crying.
Monday May 5 @ 04:23am with 9,783 notesAnd on top ah dat niqqas be quick to say a bitch be thirsty an whatnot like deyum niqqa can a bitch compliment you or lyk say hey widdout chu gettin big headed like im a muhfuqqin groupie or suttin lyk fo real. niqqas be doin. da most.
Ewww why are you typing like your illiterate.. That shit is not cute.
Monday May 5 @ 04:21am with 27,383 notesFuck Ya’llhey canadians have fun at school tomorrow
i got in trouble but omfg dying
LOL’d glad I’m not the only one who does this !
that would deff be me doing thaat.
ctfuuu omg . she got balls
Jay Pharoah Impersonating Will Smith, DMX, Eddie Murphy, Chris Tucker, Barack Obama, Jay-Z, 50 Cent, Cassidy & Katt Williams
DYING!!!
My jaw was on my chest the whole time. Oh my God. This is crazy » lmao
LMFAO *tears*
OMG !
Monday May 5 @ 04:19am with 30,543 notesA tattoo of an oxytocin molecule, the hormone that makes one fall in love.
- me: *blink*
- parents: OH MY GOD YOU NEED AN EXTREME ATTITUDE ADJUSTMENT I'M THE PARENT YOU'RE THE CHILD THAT'S HOW THIS WORKS I DONT KNOW WHO YOU THINK YOU ARE BUT YOU ARE COMPLETELY OUT OF CONTROL DO YOU LIKE HAVING NICE THINGS DO YOU LIKE HAVING A ROOF OVER YOUR HEAD THEN START APPRECIATING IT AND CLEAN YOUR ROOM WASH THE WINDOWS LICK THE DIRT OFF THE KITCHEN FLOOR DO I LOOK LIKE YOUR MAID NO
